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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    I know well cos I've been there

    giving it large cos I don't care
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 1, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Fart competition all comers versus the King , so eat plenty of beans or whatever does the trick for you, extra points for the smelliest, and the loudest will be measured with a decibel reader, wet ones will be measured in inches or splatter coverage
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 28, 2024
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    I'll second Didley to win that, hands down.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 29, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    its in the bag for him especially the wet ones :emoticon-0105-wink::emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 30, 2024
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 30, 2024
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 1, 2024
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    I’m just stopping for a quick rest, alright!

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    Didley Squat, Sep 3, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    when a wet ones touching cloth


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    Makemstine Roger, Sep 3, 2024
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 3, 2024
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  10. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    hang on folks this could be a rip snorter
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Sep 3, 2024
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    Thought l’d find you here, you…. you ….. you braker of much wind! Whoa, it’s like pea soup!
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 6, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    don't stand behind me Didds do so at your own peril
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Sep 7, 2024
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    You need to wear a snorkel....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 7, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    and a full wetsuit if I release the chod that's touching cloth right now


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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 11, 2024
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    Oui, you can stick that one right up the clackatron, for l am without fartage. The nuns will vouch for that.
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 13, 2024
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    let him that is without chutney channel smell, cast the first stone
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Sep 13, 2024
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 17, 2024
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