Amazing farts

Farting is now illegal on this thread.
Large fines apply.
Phone 1800FARTFREE

 

a fart in time
saves nine

 

but sailor beware
when you hear it blows yonder there

 

oh, no kind sir ill have to pass

There's a turd in my trousers that needs to pass

 

Twas on the porcelain I was perched
when I let loose an almighty blurt
The wall was pebble dashed a shade of brown
but the smell would knock grown men down

 

Woops a poet and he knows it

 

Don’t build him up too much, Sire,
He might crap himself which would be dire!

 

Well i heard even his shyt smells of roses

 

Typical Rev Diddly is driving all the nuns to drink

 

….. and himself!
Taxi!

 

all is quiet on the southern front
the escaping turd took the brunt

 

I might be old and sleep in the hey,
but when l fart, it’ll blew ya away!