i've managed the violent wind ok just can't quite get the the food balance correct to give off a world class stinker
in days of old crew member aboard ships like the Cutty Sark were picked and prized for their ability to team fart and fill the sails when becalmed
I went to the bathroom, shut the door, put the fan on and opened the window. Upon returning to the bedroom, the wife frowned that surely there was more l could have done to save the ****ter!
farting into a plastic bottle then trapping it, is the way to go if you use public transport, brew a stinker capture in a container, release on public transport then travel alone on any seat you want
was going for a doctors appointment , needed to drop a load ,pulled into a petrol station bought a chewing gum went to toilet,dropped a worldy stinker no air freshener there, wet back to car. Wish i had taken a photo of the German who came out gasping,Serves the twats right for bombing our chip shop
