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Amazing farts

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  1. UTRs

    UTRs Senile Member

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    UTRs, Jan 29, 2021
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    What a load of crap!
    Well ......................... nearly.
    Nice wholesome post.
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 30, 2021
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    Wooperts_duck, May 7, 2021
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I’m favouring the Concussion Grenade at present!
     
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    Didley Squat, May 8, 2021
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    Laughtulence for me <laugh> <laugh>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 8, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    i have been know to release a one from captivity that gives the same effect as peeling onions, with the awesome ability to also strip wallpaper at the same time
     
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    Makemstine Roger, May 9, 2021
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    You should sell your idea to Selleys.
    A decent paint stripper is always handy!
     
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    Didley Squat, May 9, 2021
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    woke up this morning could feel one brewing, so sat on the stool and let it come out slowly, but i'm sure it played the first two bars of IT'S A WONDERFUL WORLD Louis Armstrong would have been proud of that bit of trumpeting
     
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    Makemstine Roger, May 10, 2021
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    Very impressive MK,
    I was having a fart free day but the good lady of the house blew the back door off without any effort.
     
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    Didley Squat, May 11, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    my uncle could shout and make a whole squad of soldier fart and **** themselves

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    Makemstine Roger, May 15, 2021
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    Just dropped a level 5 on the rectum scale.
     
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    Didley Squat, May 19, 2021
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    Wooperts_duck, May 20, 2021
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    coughing can make you expel from both ends, be careful of being accused of bad breath
     
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    Makemstine Roger, May 23, 2021
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    Wooperts_duck, May 26, 2021
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    i am a lifelong member and holder of 3 world records, as well as the wettest one accompanied by coughing
     
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    Makemstine Roger, May 27, 2021
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    Ok, l give in already!
     
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    Didley Squat, May 29, 2021
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    Have you been certificated Roger ?!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, May 29, 2021
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    yes i had to send the certificate to the department of wind assisted movement, to get it certified and entered in the records,and whilst sitting in the chair of the crash test on rails, i dropped a wobbler to be proud of, and broke the land speed record for wind assisted anarl
     
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    Makemstine Roger, May 31, 2021
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    Had me a couple of Gut Honkers, l did.
    Just about ripped the jeans in two!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jun 3, 2021
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