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  1. kiwiqpr

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    here's the recipe

    Stewed Dog (wedding style)

    Recipe By : Joe Sweeney
    Serving Size : 30 Preparation Time :3:00
    Categories : Ethnic Lamb
    Philippines

    Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
    -------- ------------ --------------------------------
    3 kg dog meat -- * see note
    1 1/2 cups vinegar
    60 peppercorns -- crushed
    6 tablespoons salt
    12 cloves garlic -- crushed
    1/2 cup cooking oil
    6 cups onion -- sliced
    3 cups tomato sauce
    10 cups boiling water
    6 cups red pepper -- cut into strips
    6 pieces bay leaf
    1 teaspoon tabasco sauce
    1 1/2 cups liver spread -- ** see note
    1 whole fresh pineapple -- cut 1/2 inch thick

    1. First, kill a medium sized dog, then burn off the fur over a hot fire.
    2. Carefully remove the skin while still warm and set aside for later (may be
    used in other recpies)
    3. Cut meat into 1″ cubes. Marinade meat in mixture of vinegar, peppercorn, salt
    and garlic for 2 hours.
    4. Fry meat in oil using a large wok over an open fire, then add onions and
    chopped pineapple and suate until tender.
    5. Pour in tomato sauce and boiling water, add green peper, bay leaf and tobasco.
    6. Cover and simmer over warm coals until meat is tender. Blend in liver spread
    and cook for additional 5-7 minutes.

    * you can substiture lamb for dog. The taste is similar, but not as pungent.
    ** smooth liver pate will do as well.


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    Suggested Wine: San Miguel Beer
    Serving Ideas : Rice, naturally.

    NOTES : During my wedding reception, my brother- in-law suggested we add to the
    feast by having dog stew. Wanting to be part of the family, and having been
    subjected to all sorts of socials tests already, I agreed. The result was...
    well.. a lot better than I expected. In fact, it was great!

    It was only later I found out that dog should *not* be served at weddings, as it
    may make the bride and groom flight like dogs during the honeymoon. But what the
    heck. It didn't seem to have that effect... at least not until a few year later.
    :)

    For the faint of heart, you can always substitute lamb in place of next door’s
    rover, but the meat will not be as sweet or as rich in flavor.
     
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    Anyone employed by ITV has to appear in at least six different programmes, one of which must be X Factor.
     
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    Some people used to believe that kissing a donkey could relieve a toothache.
     
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    Kissing ass is worse
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    another reason to drink beer

    Toxins in tap water can accumulate in the body for years, increasing the risk for developing cancer and all types of diseases.
     
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    Amazing Facts- lf you read this post, you'll hit the 'like' tab ...... See, you did it!
     
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    1. A flock of crows is known as a murder.
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis!
     
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    If you keep extending your farts, one day you'll follow through!
     
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    aussie is obsessed with farts








    and follow throughs
     
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    It is against the law for men to knit in Guernsey
     
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    Men are not permitted in women's only gyms!
     
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    Sounds like there is a story there
     
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    Female koalas have become infamous for engaging in lesbian sex. Females often overlook males and participate in sexual acts with other females
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    it takes 12 minutes to read this thread from the beginning
     
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    Make that six, l'm a speed reader.
     
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    if you stop to add likes it takes 12
     
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    Just saw this thread.....
    Thought it said, Amazing Farts!
    Guess my speed reading is too fast!
     
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