Some of these are genius Am ****in rubbish at coming up with puns. It's a curse. Or mibby am just a thick ****.
Coming up with these has made me worry for my own mental health, but here goes... Pulp Friction A-cock-in-lips Now The Life and Death of Colonel Pimp Internal Bum Mine of the Spotless Hind Edward Jizzer-hands Close Encounters of the Turd Kind Dr Strange-lover, Or: How I Learned To Stop ****ing and Love My Mum Once Upon A Time In Rose West
Here's some that Tarquin would enjoy: Seven bitches for seven brothers Chitty chitty gangbang Mary Poppers
It's A Wonderful Milf Bridge Over The River Quim Batteries Included The Blue Balls Brothers (Go) Commando Hair Port '74 A Mary **** Pie 3 (The Shedding)