Cock, Spock and Two Smoking Harolds The story of what happened when the Starship Enterprise entered an alternate universe, and the famous captain spent the afternoon with cockocidal maniac Dr Shipman and bum-bothering playwright Mr Pinter See also: Cock, Spock and Two Smoking Carols, in which Spock sticks one up Carol Vorderman whilst Z-list TV nobody Carol Smilie watches on wishfully.