Alternative Occupations

Just wondering what jobs our boys are qualified for when they give up the game?

I'll start with Kenny - how about a postman?

Then there's Huds - maybe a rocket scientist?

 

Ohhhhhhhh.....nasty!

 

Well, it's better than walking the streets.

 

Oh Sparkey...you mean Hudson as a rocket scientist due to launching a football on such a beautiful trajectory. I thought you were referring to something else!

 

Now come along Siam - get a grip man. I wasn't being nasty at all, Werhner Von Braun would have been proud of him............

 

Turner and Hudson would make good shepherds following the way they rounded up Tyson,Robinson and others last night.

 

don cowie the sheepdog?

 

Kadeem Harris would make a good Politician.... spends all his time sat on a bench but never actually does anything

 

Turner & Hudson should be exorcists, always on the end of crosses

 

Macca could be a boat builder, he gets subs after a hour every time

 

Marhell = Fisherman (good with nets)
Mcnaughton = Just for men (Back to black adverts)
Hudson = Scientist (I liked that one LOL)
Turner = Builder (great job stopping things getting in our net this year)
Taylor =
Whitts = Hudson’s science lab hand (just got that look about him)
Mason = Simple still in Uni
Gunner = Tour guide in Iceland
Lawrance = Captain Edward Smith - going down with a sinking ship (Nice one ESP)
Mcphail = Doctor
Kenny = Complaints manager

Need a bit off help or better suggestion for one or 2

 

Liam Lawrence, Captain Edward Smith - going down with a sinking ship

 

Rudy - consultant physiotherapist..............

 

Taylor usually looks in a spin tracking wingers so maybe a spin doctor.


Here's one for Malky:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kazuhito/423796120/

 

Kenny = British Gas customers rep (as he is used to poor service).

 

McNaughton - model for Grecian 2000
Whitts could be a House Elf, He looks like Dobbie out of Harry Potter
Earnie off to the circus with all his back flips
Heaton could be a french polisher, he's polished enough benches this season.
Parkin becomes a pie taster for Clarksie's
Harris - politician - paid for doing nothing
McPhail would move into pole dancing, he's spun around that left leg for long enough

 

Darcy to be a brain surgeon - he can start work on his own to begin with.
Gerrard to be an anger managment counsellor - ditto above

 

QUOTE=Ego Sum Papa;2661193]Liam Lawrence, Captain Edward Smith - going down with a sinking ship[/QUOTE]

Super scorer Ched.....just going down!
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Earnie off to the circus with all his back flips

Not certain he would remember how to do one!

 

Anthony Gerrard - Shoplifter