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Oldsparkey

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Just wondering what jobs our boys are qualified for when they give up the game?

I'll start with Kenny - how about a postman?

Then there's Huds - maybe a rocket scientist?
 
Oh Sparkey...you mean Hudson as a rocket scientist due to launching a football on such a beautiful trajectory. I thought you were referring to something else! ;)
 
Now come along Siam - get a grip man. I wasn't being nasty at all, Werhner Von Braun would have been proud of him............<laugh>
 
Turner and Hudson would make good shepherds following the way they rounded up Tyson,Robinson and others last night. <ok>
 
Kadeem Harris would make a good Politician.... spends all his time sat on a bench but never actually does anything :D
 
Marhell = Fisherman (good with nets)
Mcnaughton = Just for men (Back to black adverts)
Hudson = Scientist (I liked that one LOL)
Turner = Builder (great job stopping things getting in our net this year)
Taylor =
Whitts = Hudson&#8217;s science lab hand (just got that look about him)
Mason = Simple still in Uni
Gunner = Tour guide in Iceland
Lawrance = Captain Edward Smith - going down with a sinking ship (Nice one ESP)
Mcphail = Doctor
Kenny = Complaints manager

Need a bit off help or better suggestion for one or 2
 
McNaughton - model for Grecian 2000
Whitts could be a House Elf, He looks like Dobbie out of Harry Potter
Earnie off to the circus with all his back flips
Heaton could be a french polisher, he's polished enough benches this season.
Parkin becomes a pie taster for Clarksie's
Harris - politician - paid for doing nothing
McPhail would move into pole dancing, he's spun around that left leg for long enough
 
QUOTE=Ego Sum Papa;2661193]Liam Lawrence, Captain Edward Smith - going down with a sinking ship[/QUOTE]

Super scorer Ched.....just going down!
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Earnie off to the circus with all his back flips

Not certain he would remember how to do one!