Alternative Occupations

[Oldsparkey]

Just wondering what jobs our boys are qualified for when they give up the game?

I'll start with Kenny - how about a postman?

Then there's Huds - maybe a rocket scientist?

 

[Goodbyen0t606]

Just wondering what jobs our boys are qualified for when they give up the game?

I'll start with Kenny - how about a postman?

Then there's Huds - maybe a rocket scientist?

Ohhhhhhhh.....nasty!

 

[DaiJones]

Just wondering what jobs our boys are qualified for when they give up the game?

I'll start with Kenny - how about a postman?

Well, it's better than walking the streets.

 

[Goodbyen0t606]

Oh Sparkey...you mean Hudson as a rocket scientist due to launching a football on such a beautiful trajectory. I thought you were referring to something else!

 

[Oldsparkey]

Now come along Siam - get a grip man. I wasn't being nasty at all, Werhner Von Braun would have been proud of him............

 

[snlk/poksnbn]

Turner and Hudson would make good shepherds following the way they rounded up Tyson,Robinson and others last night.

 

[Swamp]

don cowie the sheepdog?

 

[H bomb]

Kadeem Harris would make a good Politician.... spends all his time sat on a bench but never actually does anything

 

[Ego Sum Papa]

Turner & Hudson should be exorcists, always on the end of crosses

 

[DaiJones]

Macca could be a boat builder, he gets subs after a hour every time

 

[ccfcrt0p]

Marhell = Fisherman (good with nets)
Mcnaughton = Just for men (Back to black adverts)
Hudson = Scientist (I liked that one LOL)
Turner = Builder (great job stopping things getting in our net this year)
Taylor =
Whitts = Hudson’s science lab hand (just got that look about him)
Mason = Simple still in Uni
Gunner = Tour guide in Iceland
Lawrance = Captain Edward Smith - going down with a sinking ship (Nice one ESP)
Mcphail = Doctor
Kenny = Complaints manager

Need a bit off help or better suggestion for one or 2

 

[Ego Sum Papa]

Liam Lawrence, Captain Edward Smith - going down with a sinking ship

 

[Oldsparkey]

Rudy - consultant physiotherapist..............

 

[snlk/poksnbn]

Taylor usually looks in a spin tracking wingers so maybe a spin doctor.


Here's one for Malky:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kazuhito/423796120/

 

[iggypop]

Kenny = British Gas customers rep (as he is used to poor service).

 

[remote]

McNaughton - model for Grecian 2000
Whitts could be a House Elf, He looks like Dobbie out of Harry Potter
Earnie off to the circus with all his back flips
Heaton could be a french polisher, he's polished enough benches this season.
Parkin becomes a pie taster for Clarksie's
Harris - politician - paid for doing nothing
McPhail would move into pole dancing, he's spun around that left leg for long enough

 

[BluefromBridgend]

Darcy to be a brain surgeon - he can start work on his own to begin with.
Gerrard to be an anger managment counsellor - ditto above

 

[Masky]

QUOTE=Ego Sum Papa;2661193]Liam Lawrence, Captain Edward Smith - going down with a sinking ship[/QUOTE]

Super scorer Ched.....just going down!
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[Masky]

Earnie off to the circus with all his back flips

Not certain he would remember how to do one!

 

[Ego Sum Papa]

Anthony Gerrard - Shoplifter