this may be old, but if not it made me chuckle...
I think the date Mar 2016 was a slight giveaway.
Ps. What is a tweey?
Is it a pissed owl, screeching his final words?
Ooh, ow, picking up on spelling and **** grammar is the new NO!
Keep up!
Shut up. Divnt spoil me owl gag..
Shut up?
Forget breakfast! Sort out the horseshit in the courtyard tomorrow morning you unappreciative ingrate!
One will challenge one to a duel at dawn. I shall bring Dick as my second. Maybe Thomas the stable boy will accompany you.
Cocks at dawn.
Tally ho.

I think the date Mar 2016 was a slight giveaway.
Ps. What is a tweey?
Is it a pissed owl, screeching his final words?
Long day, delayed flight and a few airport beers = ancient tweet... or tweey. Night owl over and out