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Ally McCoist Has Just Died

Discussion in 'Rangers' started by Tina_old, Jul 25, 2012.

  1. simon_bhoy

    simon_bhoy Well-Known Member

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    thats not the letter i got.......

    Peter Lawwell - An Open Letter
    Dear fellow Celtic supporter,

    As you know I have been in high level taigy propoganda talks with my friends Bishop Reagan, Father Doncaster and his holiness Pope Craig Whyte.

    I am pleased to announce that, as of this season, all spl matches will take place on a Sunday after I have said mass to the gathered people.

    In another twist, SKY have agreed to show all celtic games via a live Vatican feed where we can see our beloved Benny celebrate each and every goal that Gary Hooper scores by sticking a pin in an effigy of that most unholy of creatures, Walter Smith.

    Our enemies in the south have been vanquished and I look forward to Champions League success every year - Indeed i have a promise from the almighty that things will go very badly for any team that interferes with this (remember Sion? - just the start my left booted amigos!!)

    I wish you all a very happy season - go in peace to love and bless the lord (henrik)

    Kindest Regards

    Peter Lawwell
    Chief Executive
     
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  2. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    Yours is merely a clever forgery Simon as evidenced by the reference to the "beloved Benny" (unless you have given the managers job to the beloved bobble hat wearing former "Crossroads" character!).

    Come to think of it maybe you did:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  3. Chapmeister...

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    It's dyed not died, uneducated ****.
     
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  4. MrT

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    Sorry to be a pedant but it's ill-educated, not uneducated.
     
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  5. Tioga River

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    I'm guessing you haven't heard of word play or spoonersism then you ill-educated ****
     
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  6. Chapmeister...

    Chapmeister... Well-Known Member

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    If you were saying her education was poor, I was saying its nonexistent.

    Word play? Yeah but it's generally done when word are spelt the same but have a different connotation.

    Especially when most of you pull people up for the ol' they're there you're your.

    Hypocrisy YET again, imagine my surprise.
     
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  7. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    You're a very angry individual. Micro penis?
     
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  8. Tioga River

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    If you were saying his penis was small, I would say it's nonexistent <ok>
     
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  9. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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  10. Chapmeister...

    Chapmeister... Well-Known Member

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    Angry? No.

    Tired of reading the same ****e on here by the same sad obsessed lifeless fools? Possibly.

    Penis talk? A bit immature... aaaand a bit gay. Imagine my surprise.
     
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