Off Topic All things music and football

Everybody is Kung Fu fighting - Eric Cantona (**** knows)

 

We have to take our clothes off... Adam Johnson (Jermaine Stewart)

 

Chuckling like a daft **** here.

 

Cum on Eileen - Wayne Rooney

 

My Ding-a-Ling - Titus Bramble - Chuck Berry

 

I saw you just the other day, My, how you have grown - Adam Johnson (Van Morrison)

 

Its raining men. Adam Johnson. (Weather girls)

Come as you are. AJ.. (nirvana)

 

Chain Gang - Adam Johnson - Pretenders

 

School's Out - Johnno (Tommy Cooper, I think )
Only the good die young - Septic Bladder (Billy Joel)
Pretty woman - Maggie Byrne (The Big 'O')
Only the Lonely - Johnno again (soon, perhaps) (The Big 'O' again)
Drove all night - That twat who keeps turning up at clubs that he wants to sign for (The Big 'O' again)
Crying - The True Geordie (The Big 'O' yet again . . . . he's popular)

edit : No.5 - Peter Odemwhingey

 

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.. Adam Johnson.. (kelis)

 

Oh baby baby, how was I supposed to know, that you were only 9... Adam Johnson (Britney)

 

Can you feel it, can you feel it, can you feel it -Wayne Rooney & Grandma - MJ

 

Down, Down - Yaya Toure on Monday - Quo.

 

I'll take you to the candy shop.
I'll let you lick the lollipop.
Go 'head girl, dont you stop.
Keep going till you hit the spot.

Adam Johnson..(50 cent)

 

Ballad of a thin man... Peter Crouch... (Bob Dylan)

 

Kid... Adam Johnson... (The Pretenders)

 

In the summertime, have a drink have a drive......Sess..(mungo jerry)

 

Let Them Be Little ...... Adam Johnson (Lonestar)

 

Happy Tears ..... Dick Advocaat (Cheryl Cole)

 

I Saw Red ......... Lee Cattermole (Warrant)