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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Brian Storm, Jul 18, 2016.

  1. As I Wum Overlord, I wum only muppets, Jurgen. You are safe.
     
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  2. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Are you on of the them Bengali kids who think he is African American and listens to Tupac and calls white people Farkin Honkeeeee, Bastoood?
     
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  3. gooner4ever

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    Spot on description of Spurlock.
    he thinks he is IceT but is no more from the ghetto than I am
     
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  4. Spurlock

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    What on earth made you think that?
     
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  5. Bodinki

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    Nothing, I just have many Bengali friends (Milton Keynes has a sizable Bengali population) and many went through a phase in their late teens/early twenties of listening to gangster rap, and vicariously associating the injustices done against African American youths in the US with the attitudes of white people towards Bengali's in the UK and started calling us honkies and believing we all wanted to lynch them, KKK style.
    Misplaced anger at its finest.

    You just strike me as going through that sort of phase.
    You are muslim though right? Is Ice Cube still Muslim too? I know he went through a muslim Brotherhood phase.

    #Caramapanthīphēja
     
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  6. Spurlock

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    Are you patronising me Bo? Is everything a phase that you don't understand? im going through no phase. I am Muslim indeed. Eminem is the bomb.
     
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  7. Bodinki

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    Kinda I guess. It would be impossible to interpret my comment any other way I suppose. :( Sorry.
    I love Eminem too though, seen him live <ok>
     
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  8. I convinced those Scottish lads that I was an Arab. I told them a story about being stopped at customs once, and when asked "did you pack your bags yourself?" I told the immigration bloke "Yes, and I packed everyone else's bags, too." I said that the flight was delayed for a few hours during which time I had my arsehole plundered for stashed explosives.

    They believed me.

    Well, of course, they should. That actually happened.

    Or did it?

    Just because I wear a turban and sport a heavy black beard, and always carry a rucksack is no reason to discriminate against me, okay, lads?

    Thanks.
     
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  9. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Theres me thinking it was only Rupert that plundered you lolz
     
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  10. Do you believe that story is true, then, HB?
     
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    Didn't he say 5-0?
     
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  12. Commachio

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    <laugh> spurs ****ers.
     
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  13. luvgonzo

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    How did Spurs get on in front of a full Wemberley last night?
     
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  14. Commachio

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    Super. Smashing. Great.<laugh>

    Im sure hiab or spudcock or at least one on here must have been there. Surely.


    Maybe not.<whistle>
     
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    **** off. Luv!...:biggrin:
     
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  16. Spurlock

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    Why are you so sure? You can't even decide on whether its a high heels or flats day.

    I was not there. My business, ****.
     
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  17. Commachio

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    <laugh>. Calm down Peppa.
     
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  18. pieguts

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    They managed to find Wembley, which is a start I suppose!!
     
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  19. Zanjinho

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    No, that was the Leicester game...
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... tbf to him ...we could have had 5 ... :)
     
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