There was a dumb wum called Berbnanidez Who tried to get hard for Hernandez He'd rub his fat thighs But his dick wouldn't rise And all he'd drank was two flat shandies He heard voices inside his head From cornflakes 'till bathtime and bed They laughed at his dick And called him a prick He cried when he heard what they said He went to a geezer he knew Some bloke with a Tupac tattoo They met in a lav The chump and the chav And Berb knew what he had to do He bent over like a good lad He liked when chavboy called him bad He squealed with delight It went on all night Chavboy said the best that he'd had So Berb and his new pal, Gaylord Drove off in a manky old Ford They fled in a hurry To gay bars in Surrey And stayed the **** off of our board
Here's the previous song threads: http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/30380-Chelski-TV-Torres-song http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/29659-New-Torres-Song! http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/30184-New-Song-for-New-Strike-Pair http://www.not606.com/showthread.ph...¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s-for-Luis-Suarez-and-Carroll. http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/27609-Suarez-song
The baby's yours. The baby's not youuuuuurs. Wayne Rooney. The bab's not yours. Here's one. Whose that shagging in the Lowry. Who's that with a dirty whore. Wayne Rooney is his name. He hasn't got a brain. And he won't shagging Coleen anymore.
He shoots he scores He'll break your ****in jaw Andy Carroll. Andy Carroll. You'll like this. Coleen is a slapper. She plays with dirty toys. When she's shagging Rooney. She's dreaming Davie Moyes.
Dirk Kuyt wherever you may be. You smoke pot in your home country. It could be worse,you could be a manc Going to your sisters for a ****.
Torr*s, wherever you may be, Chelsea got no history you might win the league and you might win a cup but we've won it all so we don't give a ****.
You'll like this I found it on youtube. I met a bluenose the other day. I asked him about the white pele. He wore a t-shirt always a blue. Then he ****ed off and went to Man U. Once a blue always a Manc. Once a blue always a Manc. Then he asked why did he go. Because your team is ****e you've got no dough. Your chairmans skint and your team needs class. And his bird found out. He was shagging a brass. Once a blue,always a Manc. Once a blue always a Manc. Now Rooneys gone. He's United bound. Greedy fat **** Needs to shed a few pound. The chairman said he left the club in a wreck. They got 20 odd million For a look-alike shrek. Once a blue,always a Manc. Once a blue always a Manc. Theres Coleen in her chair. Reading the paper and fixing her hair. She turns the page and the headlines hit her. Wayne Rooney,doing a prozzie up the ****ter. Once a blue always a manc,Once a blue always a Manc.
Thanks! This way we don't have a million threads about the same topic, plus catch up on some older songs, newer songs, funny songs, players songs, etc. A good memory of an amazing You'll Never Walk Alone was when we played Celtic and the whole place was singing it...... shivers down my spine just thinking about it! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Was that the one at Parkhead in 2003.? That was the one when Gerry Marsden sang in the centre circle. It was the night Diouf spit at the celtic fans.I was at it,and it was great.
The song seemed to get a good airing in the pubs in Prague. It was pretty loud on the Kop last home game too. If he'd scored in that game, it would have took off big time. I was watching MOTD a couple of weeks ago, and I think it may have been Stoke or Birmingham playing. The chorus was echoing around the ground there too.
I found this one youtube. This is the Ronado parody to the tune of ''Thats Amore''. When your car hits a wall and your shorts are too small you're Ronaldo (you're Ronaldo) When you do a big twirl and fall like a girl you're Ronaldo(you're Ronaldo) A million quid a year a million quid a year and you left poor Sir Alex(poor Sir Alex) You've a tiny ding a ling and you showed it to Paris(to Paris) When your such a big pain that they sent you to Spain you're Ronaldo(you're Ronaldo When you think your the best with shaved legs and shaved chest,your a girl. When you think you're tough but really as soft as marshmallow. When your mate is Kaka and we say poo ha ha. You're Ronaldo. Wheeeeeeeeeeen your car hits a wall and your shorts are too small you're Ronaldo.(You're Ronaldo) When you do a big twirl and fall like a 6 year old girl(Oh don't push me) When you sign for Madrid......to work on your Tanoooooooooooooooooooo When your mate is Kaka,we say poo ha ha. You're Ronaldo. You're Ronaldo You're Ronaldo.
Written after a 606 wum made some grunt about us singing the Hope & Crosby classic today: Thanks for the memories Of things I can’t forget Journeys on a jet A bellyful in Istanbul Those other clubs won't get How lovely it was And thanks for the memories Of 4-1 at OT Mancs going home for tea A funny time to go When there's still 15 mins to see How lovely it was Thanks for the memories Of things beyond the pale Old Fergie on the ale And Rafa getting up his nose That made that rabble fail How lovely it was Thanks for the memories When Real came to play But we got in their way Raul was shocked, his path was blocked Four nil that lovely day Oh thank you, the lads Thanks for the memories Three finals in three years The five and far more beers The wums who love us on our boards As they hold back their tears How stupid they are Thanks for the memories Hicks crying like a girl His whole world in a swirl As it went down the drain and FSG's new flag unfurled How lovely it was Thanks for the memories Of Kenny coming back And every media hack Eating humble pie when their Roy Hodgson got the sack How lovely it was Thanks for the memories A Chelsea double win We really did them in So good they bought our striker But he just cannot fit in How lovely that was
A few more verses. Thanks for the memories Of Hunt, Yeats and St John When Bill was number one The dream that Shankly started just goes on and on and on How lovely it was Thanks for the memories Of Keegan, Smith and Hughes They gave the Mancs the blues And had a European dream that still keeps coming true How lovely it was Thanks for the memories Of Celtic's major loss Who'd later be the Boss When Kenny signed for Saint Bob at quite a decent cost How lovely it was Thanks for the memories When Kenny took the wheel The dream kept turning real The greatest ever side might not have happened with Phil Neal How lovely it was Thanks for the memories The new and spicy breed Macmanamanaman's speed Our Lord, dear God, the Robster giving us just what we need How lovely it was Thanks for the memories A treble, haw hee haw Gerard might have done more His heart was red but not so well and it kept getting sore Not lovely at all Thanks for the memories Whan Rafa came to town They thought he was a clown But Jose's arse got spanked until he couldn't sit back down How lovely it was
Ten men went to lift....went to lift Frank Lampard. Ten men went to lift....went to lift Frank Lampard. Ten men and a fork lift truck went to lift....went to lift Frank Lampard. Ten men and their fork lift truck....couldn't lift.....couldn't lift Frank Lampard. PS.Can someone print all the words to the 5 times song.
Went a bit loopy with the Suarez song today huh? Loved every minute of it but couldn't help but think, we are singing his song a lot this game! Granted he was immense again and getting their players in trouble.
Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs. Cherished by the scum. Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs. Fergusons his mum. Sponsored by reebok. Looks like Mr Spock. Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs Ryan Giggs. Tommy D,Tommy D. Standing in the dock. Tommy D,Tommy D. Face would stop a clock. Who's up Mary Brown. Took the bastards down. Tommy D. Tommy D. Tommy D. Can you go and buy a stella Georgie Best. Can you go and buy a stella Georgie Best. Can you go and buy a stella. You've turned ****ing yellow. Go and buy a stella Georgie Best.
