Why in the god damned ****, if you are going to attempt something as stupid as that, would you not have someone there with you, as a precaution, so you can be retrieved if you get in to trouble....
twat.
To be fair he probably was 'retrieved' at some point.
When the bloke who found his kit walked past... Oh, somebody must have been filming themselves trying to get out of that swamp, I wonder if it was recent, perhaps I should try and dig them out, nah wait up fam are those Gola trainers? **** that **** man's better off dead innit.