Alf Stewart

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

[video=youtube;eykUVPuDmys]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eykUVPuDmys[/video]

 

[VenomPD]

"Stay out of it ****-tits"

 

[Ciaran]

The next time I throw my fist around it will be up your ****ing ass you little ***got **** <laugh

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

Never come back in my house you ****in slippery gypsy or I'll bite your ****in cock off!!

 

[Ciaran]

'I've a good mind to **** you in the ass' 'You cant **** me in public' then he goes for his belt

 

[Ciaran]

I'm in tears here and I've 5 minutes left

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

mental

 

[Null]

Reminds me of the Dolmio over dubs!

 

[Erik]

"Look, we're in love alright, Alf, just accept it"

"Fuck off, ****, how the **** can I accept it? Some ****ing ******ed-looking Mexican **** with a mullet is ****ing my daughter. I'll **** your arse so hard you'll have **** pour out your nose"

"Chill the **** out, bro"

"I'll **** you with scissors"

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

"I hate you!"

"I'll bite your face ****!"

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

"I promise I wont kill any more kids"

 

[DevAdvocate]

 

[simon_bhoy]

this is the single funniest thing ive ever seen

 

[Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed]

I'll drag you back to mexico by your mullet and arse feed you with nachos

Bosh

 

[HandsomeDaniel]

That was the funniest shizz up until half way through.

Up until then I actually choked on my Freddo!

 

[Ciaran]

'Not in the diner, not in the diner, you can't rape him in the diner'

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

funny when he breaks down on the phone to the mrs.

 

[Girvan Loyal 1690]

[video=youtube;_RCY18iIU3k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RCY18iIU3k[/video]

 

[Loveitupthebush]

To his daughter "Get inside I will show you how real men ****"

 

[Toby]

[video=youtube;0Bpj4hSWQjs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bpj4hSWQjs[/video]