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Alessandro Matri - Everton bid

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by ScotlandFanMuir, Jul 25, 2013.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...says the fella who lusts after a lady boy impersonator <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Jul 25, 2013
  2. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Too skinny but ad pump her raw!
     
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    Null, Jul 25, 2013
  3. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    'Any holes a goal' <ok>
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, Jul 25, 2013
  4. Null

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    Right: a pretty woman want to **** you ...

    do you stop to see what she looks like (is she your ideal pretty woman wih the right hair colour), what height she is, is she to skinny, too fat etc

    Or do you just get it pumped!
     
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    Null, Jul 25, 2013
  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Aye <ok>



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    Moderately attractive ladyboy - naw
     
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    The Raging Oxter, Jul 25, 2013
  6. Null

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    She has tits and a **** ...
     
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    Null, Jul 25, 2013
  7. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Lets no kid on we've got any standards lads, most of us would shag an open wound on a bears back.
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, Jul 25, 2013
  8. RAVENBLACK

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    She would have to go on top though Pud.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 25, 2013
  9. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I'd not turn it down for a cum bucket, but given the choice I'd like something with a bit more meat on it <ok>
     
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    Erik, Jul 25, 2013
  10. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    How is the ex doing? <whistle>
     
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    VenomPD, Jul 25, 2013

  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Kicked into touch was he?
     
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    Gambol, Jul 25, 2013
  12. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Can't mind if he chucked her or it was the other way round.

    Either way he was supposed to get pics up on here. He <BIG RED BUTTONED> that anaw.
     
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    VenomPD, Jul 25, 2013
  13. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    The sympathy you get on here is underwhelming.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 25, 2013
  14. ScotlandFanMuir

    ScotlandFanMuir Well-Known Member

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    Has 2 bairns now and is married!

    I got shot of her when she said she wanted 'more commitment' <doh>

    What the **** even is that?

    Shortly after that I went crazy for a while and got the bad AIDs.
     
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    ScotlandFanMuir, Jul 25, 2013
  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It means marriage and 2 weans. Obviously.
     
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    Gambol, Jul 25, 2013
  16. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Bullet dodged. Matrix style. <ok>
     
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    VenomPD, Jul 25, 2013
  17. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    There's nothing wrong with being homosexual Muir.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Jul 25, 2013
  18. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <laugh> Too busy posting fisting videos to my profile than letting Trev sook the spunk out yer arse?

    No wonder he's feeling rejected :(
     
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    Patience, Jul 25, 2013
  19. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    I think you must be... from behind she looks like a young boy.

    You have some issues to attend to.

    ...and probably some tissues also.
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jul 25, 2013
  20. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, but to be fair there probably isn't much that you wouldn't.

    <nopulserequired>
     
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    Hugh Briss, Jul 25, 2013
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