Aldo's hit list/weekend fred.

Birthday today. Only some Smithwicks later as up early to go to the piggery for the hivs game.

Mon the hoops.

 

Happy Birthday, Brendan.

Up the ra

 

2/ @Ciaran

I quite like Ciaran but his unabashed support for republican terrorists cannot go unpunished. I think something in an improvised explosive device styley would be apt.

 

Wee surprise flyer today guise. So I shall be on it early.

 

Enjoy. Jammy basturt. Am here till 5:30

 

I'm on my 6th can.

 

C/ @monacoger

This horrible Feniany race traitor rhat needs to die a particularly painful death. Possible biological/chemical weapon involvement . A wee bit of Ebola spread on his croissant would see him off in well deserved manner.

 

Nae luck Chuck

 

On another list

 

Trev’s turds:

1. Monny

End of list

WATP

 

Now I know why Aldo's never on here after 10pm.

#Carstairs
#LightsOot

 

Last week you were slagging me for being here all night long.

Make yer fùcking mind up fairy feet.

 

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4/ @Hairy Biscuit

This gadgy gay boy needs put out of his misery. Unfortunately taking him out is going to be tricky as everywhere he goes any well adjusted heterosexual male would never be seen, well, dead.

This one calls for stealth . I shall break into his Morningside apartment and swap his bad aids medicine for ordinary aspirin. It may take a while but battybhoy is a goner.

 

5/ @Odious Turd aka Trev.

Much as I like to be original when dealing death am finking that Trevor being expunged in a Hollywood styley would be fitting for a guy of his stature.

After three weeks of mixed kebabs, chips and cheese pizzas, Tunnocks teacakes Trev will succumb to the inevitable.

 

Is that a Vauxhall Astra? Poor choice as an agent of mayhem, imho. Lacks panache.

 

And still at work. Driving a bus.

 

Right, I'm off to the Farmers' Market. Anybody want anything?

 

Are they guys that do the Arbroath smokies at it?