Aldo's CV-19 Shìtlist

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  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    What is a ****ing Jocklander doing drinking Vodka anyway ffs? Shouldn't you be savouring a single malt and claiming to taste the heather, prior to babbling about Bannockburn and such?

    Oh, that's right. You're a ****ing dosser.
     
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    Pish Flaps not606's best fighter

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  3. The Chaser going for #55

    The Chaser going for #55 Leader of POOVES

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  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Single Malt whisky is mostly ****. Designed to swindle as much money as possible aff idiot English whisky snobs who bang on about peatiness and similar bullshit. Better aff with a good blended whisky like Chivas or black label.

    I don't drink whisky because it makes me want to batter cùnts that irny my missus.
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Eddie was answered dumb guy.

    Surprised at him backing the billionaires tbph. His Sheeple slip is showing.
     
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Was always a Black Bush man myself, back in the day.
     
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  7. The Chaser going for #55

    The Chaser going for #55 Leader of POOVES

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    Aldo beeling about the Spar booze prices when the Scotch Government has made all bevvy dearer up here but that’s ok because independence.

    Now he’s moaning about Ramsay not paying out possibly £1m a month to folk who aren’t working because the State has shut down the country indefinitely.

    We should be rioting that the State has passed martial law without so much of a whimper from the Opposition Parties.


    FTP
     
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  8. Benoit Blanc

    Benoit Blanc 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Shut down for something 28 times less deadly than suicide

    Coronavirus is the biggest non event in the history of deaths, this is the greatest psyop we have ever seen. There are no adjectives to accurately describe the magnitude of disproportionate concern.

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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Meanwhile just spoke to family in Wuhan, they are all going back to work 6th April.

    Starting massive production of bootleg Buckfast and Highland shortbread for export.

    The great Dragon has done a number on the World it seems .<doh>
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I thought the China coof had already taken you Archie.
    You are in the very high risk category.

    Glad you're still alive mate <ok>
     
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  11. Archers Road

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    I should have been looking at the lid years ago mate, **** knows how I'm still alive tbh. But it would appear that I am, for now.

    You and I are both still alive, and Norwich are still in the PL. Win double
     
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  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    But the Scottish government didn't make all bevvy dearer. Just the cheap **** that only wee Neds and Jaikeys drink. Spirits weren't affected. White lightning cider wis.

    Is that what upset you Baz?

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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Oh ho Eddie slips on his woke mask again. Too late sir. You put yourself on the side of the rich and famous. You've been fun oot.

    #justanotherserf
     
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  14. The Chaser going for #55

    The Chaser going for #55 Leader of POOVES

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    On the contrary, you could get Smirnoff for £16 before the booze minimum pricing was introduced, now £18.75 is the minimum you can buy it.

    I’m upset that the UK and Scotch government have lost their collective minds and stopped me from being able to earn a bob or two.

    UKOK
     
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  15. stopmeandslapme

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    I stuck all the pages together in my copy of Men Only with Linda Lusardi on the cover.
     
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  16. Mind The Duck

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    20.98 for a litre of Smirnoff for this pleb
     
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  17. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    All the Glesga punters who flocked to Strathy park yesterday. Pure SCUM!
     
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  18. Pish Flaps

    Pish Flaps not606's best fighter

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    Polis were chasing 2 plamfs thro my gairden at 3 in morning last night. Probably oot robbing pubs
     
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  19. Benoit Blanc

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    The ****s who are outraged by people not listening to the bullshit are the worst. Self policing, virtue signalling freaks, not everyone is taken in by the fake reality you accepted from the media.

    Get back to me when it's responsible for 1% of daily deaths ya cattle clowns.
     
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  20. GroveRanger

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    Yes but you can't catch cancer, heart disease, diabetes etc. Even if you are holed up in a cave trying to escape Covid-19 you could still be developing a nice little tumor. For any of the issues on this list to be preventable you'd have to invest more than anyone is doing for Coronavirus. Stay at home, stay safe, beat your pud into oblivion until only dust comes out when you have a w.ank.
     
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