I am very offended by the Marks & Spencer adverts with the X Factor contestants. How dare they try to take Iceland and Aldi's target market!
Maybe it's like that thing in primary school where, if a boy likes a girl, he punches her and pulls her hair. Chaps is trying his best to say, in the only way he knows how, that he wants to put his pee-pee up your balloon knot.
Having recently researched both Aldi and Lidl I quickly came to the conclusion that they are both utterly ****e. They sell ****e which is just slightly cheaper and oddly named versions of popular products (Burnstone Pickly anyone?). And the places are full of weird looking mutants who look like they've never eaten a vegetable or piece of fruit in their lives. And they smell funny.
Do they still have that IN joke where you take your basket of stuff up to the check out , then you find out they don`t have bags you need to find an old box laying about? You go to a London 99p shop to see the scum of society shuffling about looking at tat, these places do not have usual check out lines it`s a free for all . <I get my Milka Daime bars from there>
I have an ever growing collection of "bags for life". Keep forgetting to take them shopping with me. Buy another two. And so on...
If you chuck those big blue Tesco bags for life in a river not even big ducks or swans can untangle themselves,those crappy thin ones are useless
Cashier in ASDA was telling me about that on Saturday. Well, it'll still be cheaper than me buying bags for life every ****in shopping trip.
At M&S they have a self checking lane, when it asks me if i have my own bag? I put yes even though i don`t and steal a 5p bag .. They are wise to me now and the big black lady with the plastic card thing tries to stop me, so i throw 5p on the floor on the way out..
We've been doing that for ever ten years,very progressive country Ireland http://www.irishexaminer.com/ireland/plastic-bag-levy-nets-166m-in-10-years-185605.html
