You can never get away with making a complete tool of yourself there is always someone handy with a phone!
well, I didn't read that post in detail. I picked up a couple of bottles at tesco to have a taste tonight.... blimey it is 8.5%. I'll post some rubbish later after having two bottles!
It is rather a coincidence you should say that as I am starting to think she has taken rather a shine to that young man. She kept calling out Morgan in a very suggestive manner in her sleep last night and then today she has been asking me whether I would like to try some oysters as she had seen some in the fishmongers. It will be bloody snails next.
I would need some of those Niagra pill things if that is what she wants me to get up to and at my age for goodness sake. A cold shower is in order for the very lovely Mrs Godders.
