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Off Topic Albert Dryden

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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Watch out Albert's about...

    Notorious murderer and eccentric Albert Dryden has been released after 26 years of doing porridge...albeit to a care home after having suffered a stroke.

    I take it he can't pull the trigger anymore with those struggling hands?
     
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  2. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    remember it when it happened on TV
    reporter was shot in the arse

    edit:- copper shot in the arse and reporter in the arm
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    'Can you get a shot of this gun'? At which point I would have legged it.
     
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