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Alan Partridges ideas for a television programme

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    Only Fools and Horses - Shergar blows the christmas fund at Aintree.
     
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    It's a Knock One Out

    Insert your own joke here.
     
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    True Detective

    Dev is the bent copper unaware that Internal Affairs are onto his narcotics dealing.
     
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    Gone with the wind

    A sequel to MASH
     
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    Have I been?
    Trev's lies comeback to haunt him spelling tragedy for his love ones.
     
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    Till Death us to part - Gas cannot face yet another divorce so Mrs Gas 3 gets the axe - and he shoots her as well
     
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    Where is that pervy **** these days anyway?
     
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    Brew Detective - Aldo tans 6 cans of Special Brew then wonders where he put his house keys.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...and his wife's battered body
     
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    Bored to death

    Private Eye Dev fights crime with his trusty dictionary
     
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    Love Thy Raper
    Gambol try to tell his latest "conquest" that they should be together.
     
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    Bhoys from the Blackstuff

    Venom and his pals get blacked up and attend Chelsea games. Hilarity (and riots) ensue.
     
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    Fanny by Gas light - follow the trial of a man from Bristol for installing cameras and a torch in the local gynaecolgists.
     
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    Bufty the Vampire Slayer

    ST goes round killing vampires by ramming them with his trusty stake.
     
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    Well, it wouldn't be a steak, you veggie ****! <party>
     
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    Dragon's Den

    Return leg where Gambol tries to escape from Tina's sex dungeon.
     
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    Bleak House

    Like Big Brother but starring ER, Dev and Ponders.
     
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    Crimewatch

    Starring Beale
     
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    The Great British Fake Off - the truth about Monaco's yield scheme is revealed
     
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    Antiques roadshow - Dev and ER make a number of public appearances across the country
     
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