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Alan Partridges ideas for a television programme

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    Come Dine with Pud

    4 guests cook for me and hope to get some leftovers. I eat it like Mr Creosote then tell them all to **** off.
     
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    Dealing with Missing Digits when Drunk - Heartwarming documentary highlighting Gambol's daily struggle of trying to open his third bottle of wine while missing one finger.
     
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    Trevor of Oz
    Trev takes us around Oz as he's been there.

    Barrie's' Budget Boilers
    Barrie, heating engineer expert, show us this weeks budget boiler and shows us how to-fit it with nothing but a hammer, tape and a Syrian refugee
     
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    Tales of the unexpected bigot
    Monaco's favourite stories
     
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    Young, Bigoted and a Quarter-Black <ok>
     
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    Celebrity hide and seek
     
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    Challenge Aldo - Found footage of Aldo's wife giving him backchat and the ensuing hidings she receives as a consequence,
     
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    Pointless

    ER discusses his life with Alan Yentob.

    Game of Moans

    A nightly show where Dev discusses the issues of the day such as ISIS, the state of Rangers' finances and growing your own cannabis cause it's no illegal.
     
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    Paranoiarama - Mindy presents a topical debate show where fellow Green Brigade members discuss how they have been persecuted.
     
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    Challenge Aldo?

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Who do you think I am - hilarity ensues in nursing homes as celebrities visit their dementure suffering parents

    Sun Sea and Suspicious Children - Gerry and Kate face a grilling from the twins as to what really happened in Praia de Luz

    Tales of the Arabian Nights - want to know the best brothels in Dubai? Where to get a decent pint? How to score some blow? Watch our great new series where Jiffy will be telling all.
     
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    Dan's Way

    Dan wanders the Scottish countryside wearing a bobble hat and boring the arse off aw ****.

    (English people and young folk might not get this one)
     
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    I do that around the English countryside every weekend. You believe in job creation so I'm sure you could find someone else to do it. Yourself perhaps.
     
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    I knew you'd take it personally <laugh>
     
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    How to be a top lad and also great fighter

    Hosted by Ian Beale
     
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    art attack - dev running about the louvre naked headbutting art
     
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    Whore's Way

    Gerrard visits the brothels of Europe with his friend, Smug.
     
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    Dev getting pelters from all comers <rofl>
     
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    Dare jiffy

    Jiffy takes on dares such as streaking and winching guys in public over in the Arab Emirates
     
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    Location, Location, Location - Monaco tries in vain to explain to the in-laws why moving closer to the river will save them a 40 mile walk each day.
     
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