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Alan Partridges ideas for a television programme

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  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Eastenders
    Bunch of moaning faced ****s boring the **** out of every **** and barely filling half of their stadium
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jul 24, 2015
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Deep space nine.

    Valiant hero volunteers tackle a Tina line up
     
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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Mythbusters - Dan & Jiffy tell Liverpool fans the truth about Hillsborough
     
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    VenomPD, Jul 24, 2015
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    Get this thread sent to ch4 and 5 ... We'll get about 50 commissioned

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    Come shine with me is first
     
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  5. Moses

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    Scooby Joo: Gambol gets circumcised by a mystery machine.
     
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    Moses, Jul 25, 2015
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Yep, I was particularly pleased with that one. Not sure how I managed to make it up myself
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Hahaha

    This **** is a good ****. Ah Know that for a fact.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 25, 2015
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    This **** is on tonight, and I might actually give it a watch.

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    Looks like one of those things that could be so awful, it's good.

    PS: 'awful' used to mean the same thing as 'wonderful'. i.e. it inspired feelings of awe

    PPS: Amanda Lamb is on tonight. There's probably a joke in there somewhere.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jul 30, 2015
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    Amanda Lamb used to be a babe.

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    DevAdvocate, Jul 30, 2015
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    The Leechgrove Garden: All the sad politicians that pretended to care about the NHS to make political gain at the last election are stuck upside down in compost and have leeches stuck on their gentilia by Brucie screaming the catchphrase privatise this.
     
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    Total Kike out .
    Hammond and Clarkson send Jews to Israel in 1980s cars.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Mongos on ice

    Get Mongos to smoke methamphetamine
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Jul 30, 2015
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    Once upon a Tim: All the villainous fairytale characters have their revenge on the heroic champions that have defeated them for eons. The heroes are cast out, manipulated and mocked, but fight back and once more the natural order is restored and the poor tims are turned back into toads.

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    The Rude Wife: Some politician marries Tina by mistake and she sorts him right out.
     
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    Bar Trek: The curry night goes on far, far too long. Five years too long in fact.
     
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    Moses, Jul 30, 2015
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    One foot in the algarve ... Rest of the body in Helensburgh

    Starring Dev n maddie
     
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    Fieryball XL1: A beeling HIbs manager loses it completely as his best astronaut wants to join another ship.
     
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    Hun Foot in the Grave: The story of the Original Rangers as told by Bomber Broon who cries out "I don't believe it" every time someone tells him Rangers are a new club.
     
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    Jackanory:

    James Traynor tells us how Rangers survived liquidation
     
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    <laugh>

    This was a good thread.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Sep 26, 2017
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