Oh mines from Steve "Im just a cook" Seagal with "Assumption is the mother of all ****ups". Not said by him, but by the baddie. Genius. Nah sadly there seems to be a market for the pretentious arse and his Alan Partridge persona. Luckily this tripe will never make it onto the best film channel ever, SyFy which saves us from unfunny tosspots like AP by showing us the awesome shark/snake/fish movies. In fact, SyFy should be compulsory watching for anyone thinking of being a scientist, for at least their first entire year at Uni. Just in case there's any confusion btw, it's not real, its make believe. Chances of you being eaten alive by one of these creatures is quite low, although as I linked earlier, sharks, underground, it happened. Don't believe the government, they want you to be in the dark. Ok I've already said too much.
