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Alan Pardew

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Warmir Pouchov, Mar 3, 2014.

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How should the devil incarnate Pardew be dealth with?

Poll closed Mar 6, 2014.

  1. Decapitation

    1 vote(s)
    2.1%

  2. Electrocution

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  3. Firing squad

    1 vote(s)
    2.1%

  4. Gas chamber

    2 vote(s)
    4.3%

  5. Public Hanging

    3 vote(s)
    6.4%

  6. Lethal injection

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  7. Stoning

    4 vote(s)
    8.5%

  8. Crucifixion (he is a saint afterall)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  9. Dismemberment (just for JPF)

    2 vote(s)
    4.3%

  10. Hung, drawn and quartered (just for our not606 resident)

    3 vote(s)
    6.4%

  11. Garrote (popular with the French so the squad might like this one)

    3 vote(s)
    6.4%

  12. Death by Pennywell (you have to live there for 1 year - guaranteed suicide)

    7 vote(s)
    14.9%

  13. None everyone should just grow a pair

    21 vote(s)
    44.7%
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  1. renegadetiger

    renegadetiger Well-Known Member

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    renegadetiger, Mar 4, 2014
  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Pardew has a lot of previous. The worst was the Wenger incident.
    He should learn restraint.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 4, 2014
  3. Beardsley's Stylist

    Beardsley's Stylist Well-Known Member

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    I've gone for firing squad but only if the gunmen can be Shola and Cisse. As they are unlikely to hit the target, Pardew will be free to take change of our next match. :wink:
     
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    Beardsley's Stylist, Mar 4, 2014
  4. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Mar 4, 2014
  5. renegadetiger

    renegadetiger Well-Known Member

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    Not unless you have a decent pair of binoculars and a very high house.
     
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    renegadetiger, Mar 4, 2014
  6. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    Beardsley's Rancid Sack, Mar 6, 2014

  7. Blacker-than-Knight

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