To be honest it's not really much different to before, except I don't get paid for it any more. Still have the same, relaxed lifestyle - you know, lounge around, watch a bit of telly, post on Internet forums...
I did like Pardew, and probably still do, as I remember the JPT Final of which he was a part of, but I must admit he is not doing himself any favours at all.
I am Sheikh Mansour bin Zayed Al Nahyan and I didn't get where I am today by forking out ridiculous sums of cash on English players.
I'm Alan Pardew and I'm looking forward to another pay day. Just need to let Hatem know I slept with his girlfriend.