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Alan Brazil. Tosser supreme?

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  1. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Of course I do!!!!!!
    I knew you were a ****er.

    Oh!
    I thought it said "tissues!"
     
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    MackemsRule, Sep 15, 2012
  2. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Alan Brazil, tosser supreme.

    Sounds like some new kind of omelette they'd serve up on Masterchef. <laugh>.
     
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    Billy Death, Sep 15, 2012
  3. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    Recipe.

    4 large eggs.
    Milk.
    Juice of one ****er.

    Whisk eggs and milk.
    Incorporate ****ing juice.
    Heat in frying pan until firmed up, fold and serve.

    Asked if it wouldn't be too salty.
    Brazil replied..
    "No it will taste like strawberry syrup man!"

    The only way he would know that is the tosser has sucked off the resident ****er. <ok>
     
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    MackemsRule, Sep 15, 2012
  4. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    <applause> & I bet it has ginger pubes in it, lol.
     
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    Billy Death, Sep 15, 2012
  5. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    They wouldn't be TSSM's as quite clearly he hasn't reached puberty yet. :)
     
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    MackemsRule, Sep 15, 2012
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