Had a lovely day in Whitstable today - not too many grockles! , the sun was out and the beer was cold - and on the back of a fantastic 4-0 win , no negativity here just
Plans to close all ticket offices SCRAPPED https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-67263931 Great news for those who struggle through disability to buy train tickets. For once they have been heard, and not pushed to the bottom of the priority list.
That's sailing a bit close to the wind Elfs in this day and age If it was 1981 and you'd just finished flicking through your 'Emmanuelle' cine films collection, fair enough. But Martina, Greenham Common and Leah Bracknell are firmly part of history now. So let's have some respect for our thoroughly modern sportswomen And that means no crotch hugging or kissing on the lips.
...which was of course a reference to that buffoon ex-head of the Spanish Football federation who felt it necessary to grapple with his genitals in front of the Queen of Spain and her teenage daughter when their team won the Womens' World Cup, then tried to slip his tongue inside one of the players mouths a few minutes later. I would never suggest you would ever behave that way Elfs apologies if it might have read that way...
