GROAN!!!!!! It's a bit of a slalom trying to avoid your bad jokes. Things are going downhill Cling. I see the Irish water-skiiing team have pulled out of the Olympics citing lack of practice. They'd been unable to find a lake on a slope. It was also reported that ariving at pre-season training, Wayne Rooney was bigging himself up over his acheivements during the summer. When asked he said he'd done a jigsaw puzzle and it had only taken him 6 weeks. Asked why he thought that was such an acheivement, he pointed out it had said 2-3 years on the box.
