Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Ok .

 

Ya durty race traitor slut Eddie.

 

Jasper that's not Jen

 

I'd give up on thinking if I were you

 

Fenster hooks a whopper

 

Elsewhere in the minor Europey qualifying rounds, I see the mighty Gers smashed FC Shutupi of Macedonia .... won't be quite as easy if they survive the second leg ... FC Hushpuppi of Finland won't be a pushover for the Gers as they continue to pursue their long held ambition of gaining entry to the English League 2

 

Who have Leicstererererershire drawn in Europe?

 

Nobody this time around - but were in the Champions League just a couple of seasons back .... when were the mighty Gers last in the Champions League? .. just remind me coz my memory is not as good as it once was

 

they can't even come 2nd in a 2 team league

 

Why would The Rangers' performances in Europe concern me? Do Arsenal's, Man Utd, Chelsea's et al concern you?

3rd in a 2 horse race is how I put it... several months ago.

 

... your initial response was to a post I had made about Ranger's latest result ...

 

And The Rangers result concerns you why exactly?

A feeble attempt at point scoring or some half arsed attempt to draw comparisons between the inherent ****eness of The Rangers and England, because a The rangers fan (aldo) was slagging off England?

You got him good, well done you.

 

Doubtless we will now endure a plethora of posts in the realms of:

1. Jock Football is ****
2. My Nan could score up there
3. Beat by lumberjacks, farmers and butchers etc etc

And so on.

 

... all football concerns me ... and if visitors pop by for a chat, I'm always happy to engage .... sort of what a chat forum is all about ... so thank you for your contribution, in that regard

 

... we do now

 

Don't forget to throw in some random generic insults like: haggis munchers, skirt wearers, Junkies, ****holes (Glasgow and Edinburgh).

cancel that, some comedic genius already beat you to it. Oh how we laughed.

 

Each to their own ... I suspect there will have been some witticisms of similar hilarious magnitude coming in the other direction ... same as it ever was

 

How do you survive on GC with such high standards of humour expectency?

 

I don't, I'm seldom on there nowadays, I'm only on here for the banter.

 

What's the difference between a Sauchiehall St prostitute and an Old Firm game?

Ones a whoore and ones a hoore and a half.

Was in the barras before a Celtic game last season, went to a Greggs, had a look in the window before going in, I asked for a pastie and pointed to something that caught my eye in the window.
I asked "is that a cake or a meringue?"
The girl said "yer nay wrang it's a cake"

Da Bum Tishhhhhh!