anyone else use crash mats? put a couple of layers of tp on the water to avoid gettin bog water splashed on ur arse. an essential ****e goers tool
Aye. but oly because I like to wipe the seat first. I also put a bit of tp between my knob and the seat. No wanting my knob skin touching the plastic.
Bawbag - I think our standing method makes us more prone to ring sting due to the angles of wiping. Since hearing about sitting down & wiping I have tried it but felt uncomfortable so have compromised with a sort of squatting motion.....good for the quads too
I ****in hate if you go for a pee in a public/pub toilet, theres no space at the urinals so you use one of the stalls. Well if there is a floater in the water which will not flush away I have to use another bog. I cant bring myself to pish on another mans jobby
You could bring out a new fitness video Brum Can't think what you would call it though??.......Anyone?
I'll try it next time and see what happens. It'll need to be an at home **** though because if I end up losing my balance and on the floor, I'll end up in someone elses piss. Castleger I can't piss on another mans **** either. Other folks jobbies are mental, they just look pure evil.
Was in a boozer a few weeks ago that I used to drink in quite alot, the mrs' sister works there & I know a few folk in there. My mate went for a piss & the toilets were full so he had to go the ****ter...........came back saying there were handprints on the door made out of **** Some horrible ****er had smeared **** on their hands & wiped it down the back of the door We all went in to have a look as I suspected it could be some brown paint & somebodys idea of a joke as there were no signs of **** anywhere elase......when some old **** piped up that it was the ghost of Bobby Sands from the dirty protest
ma mate dun a ****e in a urinal in a boozer in kirky. he is 28 years old and was in the pub with his parents. the owner knows but canny prove it was him
I'm away for some All Bran and then bed. Gonna try for a sit down wipe before work the morra. See you's later.
I used to be a stander upper , but , quite some time go converted to the remain sitting method - it wins hands down , so to speak. You lads that wipe standing up are sure to have lower back problems in later life , or maybe frozen shoulder and perhaps an arse -wipe version of tennis elbow
I've always been a stand up wiper but after reading through this I'm going to try the sit down, but will I go for the lean to the side, or the reverse reacharound? Only time will tell. These breakfast rolls will make a good test subject. On another note, I cycled my bike to my new flat last night, a good few miles at an incline. First time I've cycled in months and my arse is ****ing killing me. Last summer I ended up with bruised cheeks because the saddle This could hinder my sit down wipe
After a ****e..... Most of the time I move away from squatting over the wife, and let her get on with cleaning herself up, and brushing her teeth
I've waited long enough and been building one up all morning.....now I'm away to test this foreign method of wiping my arse Don't any of you ****s say I'm not cosmopolitan
I can see why it's so popular, but I'm a man stuck in his ways. Will take a bit of getting used to. Just happened to be one that took ****ing hundreds of wipes
Ive always stood up. Sometimes when im bursting for a pish and a ****e i always have to hold my tadger down as pish can get through the gap in the toilet seat and go all over your boxers which aint good. I hate fudgy jobbies they require 20 wipes, i also hate the ring stretchers that hurt but im sure we all agree the best ****es are the ones that make a huge splash and dissapear down the pan.
