I'm watching it. He's getting it removed because it's ****, according to him. As the daft **** not realised he's covered in ****e tatts?
The bloke from Grimsby with big **** off tears tattooed on his boat race looks cool mind. Not quite as good as a pair of specs but still a decent effort.
What's not to like about a drunken party/printer cartridge-homemade tattoo machine/cheese grater story?
It's a lovely tale of a drunken japester . That Lebanese looking bint from Brighton looks rough as a badgers arse without facial tatts. Her fat **** mate who said it's individual and cool needs a slap as well. If it's so cool fat boy why haven't you got one? Silly twat.
We're saturated with tattoos these days. That girl saying that the egg-timer she's planning on her face would be a representation of the passing of time and the different looks she's had, perfectly describes the narcissism involved in the pursuit of heavy tattooing. Self obsessed, inane drivel.
a face tattoo? not even deserving of my sperm emblazing her face and i wish i had hair like that geezer on undateables, it's bloody brilliant also i've never taken a tape measure to well measure a girls shoulder length on a date before, might try it
I once played Saturday league football against a big hairy arsed centre half with the word '**** ' tattooed on his neck. Impressive.
Best Live game of the weekend for sure. AFC Wimbledon gave Liverpool a real run for there wonga. Without Stevie G. Liverpool would have lost. Now if i were a Liverpool fan i would really now be starting to worry about the future. Suarez GONE, Gerrard GOING Sturridge(on the sick) INJURED and Sterling not rushing to sign a new contract leaves Liverpool in a mess. Who on earth does Rodgers expect to sign in the summer ???
I'm just watching the full programme now. Paco Parkes' chat up line. "I'm a qualified life guard...... Up to a depth of 1 n a half metres......
