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"Put the noose around your neck and stand at the top of the stairs.

When the bitch comes in, she'll be so full of remorse that she'll sook ye aff right there - it cannae fail, mate - it's an absolute winner."

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"Put the noose around your neck and stand at the top of the stairs.

When the bitch comes in, she'll be so full of remorse that she'll sook ye aff right there - it cannae fail, mate - it's an absolute winner."

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Even a great plan can be ruined by an idiot.
 
Do what makes you happy and not what makes others happy at your expense.
 
If there's no grass on the pitch turn her around and play in the mud.

Was told this by some priest in a cross community project when I was a kid, still no idea what it means.