i suspect tash is into his thirties, but still lives with his mum, possibly in her basement. an average day is spent attempting (badly) to wind up people on the internet that he classes as his 'friends'. he doesn't have any actual friends. in between these feeble wind ups, tash can be found ****ing several times an hour over his clingfilm covered laptop.
Sounds like a perfect life to me.....No whining Mrs, No whining kids, No whining friends and non stop masturbation. Tash.....fancy a life swap ??