Anywhere mate, but now that you mention it, maybe straddled across or bent over the Harley would be good? She'd have to remove all her jewelry like cos i couldn't have the chrome work scratched.
Aye there's quite a few hotties, MILFs mainly. There's a couple that seem to have a genuine interest in football beyond it being a career path to something else but I don't think we're going to see a female Stelling any time soon.
We are never interested in signings players of his calibre that's why we are where we are, he's better than Watmore mate he will never score.
The Watmore that you have wouldn't shut the **** up about for years? You're a silly little ****. About as funny as a fart in a lift. And you're ****ing full of ****.