"Did he have hair,rDBD?" He did, but as a young man straw-like. So I got all the coiffeur horrors in the 70s that his hair could not support. Which I guess counts as 'grooming / abuse' (to add to a long list of 70s crimes like making me wear cheese-cloth shirts etc) .
"Ex Goon too! Although I'm sure there's no implied connection!" More of a long club tradition (thank God the term "the Spurs way" only relates to on-pitch superior activity) ??