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Tips / Bets Adam Johnson?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Feb 12, 2016.

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    There was talk of AJ's missus being pregnant when he started all of this. If he was just desperate for a shag he could, and should, have just visited an escort.

    Is it now time for the FA to applaud Wayne Rooney for doing just that and for an awareness campaign to be aimed at professional footballers to ensure this never happens again?
     
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    :emoticon-0159-music"...Adam Johnson's having a party, bring your homework and your smarties...":emoticon-0159-music

    Also, this is the bird <ok>

    AJ.jpg
     
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    Disprove it.
     
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    I've seen the real pics :bandit:
     
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    That's in the Autum 2013 Littlewoods catalogue I have tugged over her many times in the panties section.
     
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    Post them then.

    I'm the only one here who is brave enough to slap his wrinkly, hairless balls on the table.

    It took 3 pages before Nigger The Dog rolled up and did you all a favour. The previous pages were middle-aged perverts rubbing their crotches.
     
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    Ciaran already posted them and they were deleted.
     
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    She was wearing a Ramones T shirt and looked 15
     
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    Sounds like a rumour borne out of boredom by an ageing Englishman who is struggling to adapt to his new surroundings in Ching Chong Land.
     
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    :bandit:

    Just googled this...
     
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    Don't lash out at me because the Mods dehumanised you on the Internet m8.
    We aren't all out to get you .
     
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    Even if that was her and even if she looked as old as Zelda from Terrahawks, he still knew she was 15 ffs <laugh>
     
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    Thought out of everyone on here, AJ could rely on you for some sympathy, Dev.
     
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    Apparently him riding a 14 year old when he was in the army was a joke to get us to 'pop in' we know he did it.
     
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    Because I lied that I had bedded a 14 year old?

    ffs Jiffy do you think I killed dozens of innocent paddies or peeled spuds for a living on top of a myriad of other fables and falsehoods I've spun on here? <rofl>
     
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    Incidentally, I don't consume my own semen either.
     
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    Do you push back during gay intercourse ?
     
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    I understand that during his tenure as manager of Sunderland Dick Advocaat was fully cognisant of the situation.

    #LittleGenitalKnew
     
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    That sounds like something a covers-playing, locally-sourced dope smoking, anti-Catholic, state-sanctioned murdering nonce would write.
     
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