**** sake, I even gave you a clue ya daft taig. [video=youtube;0CGVgAYJyjk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CGVgAYJyjk[/video]
Haha, that noise you just heard, was the penny dropping by the way! Rumour/conspiracy has it, it was one of the daughters driving the car, maybe stephanie, who is a bit of a slit to be fair.
I always thought it was pretty much established that the girl was driving,was it only a rumour? Old style Rover 3500 if memory serves correctly so must have been around '75? Edli:September '82 What a cheapskate Rainier was had his Missus driving an old nag around.Those Rovers finished in '76.
As Returning Officer for the Not606 Presidential election I hereby announce the votes cast are as follows: Acworth,Jonathan Charlton St.John Alouitious Chanticleer (The Charlton Athritic Cool Shirtings Party) Four votes. Monacoger (The Forget Princess Grace she was just a Ho party) one vote.The only other vote cast was by Monacoger and was originally cast for Dan but crossed out and ER substituted and is therefore a spoilt paper. I hereby declare that the candidate elected to represent Not606 is Jonathan Charlton St.John Alouitious Chanticleer Acworth whom may God preserve and that from this day on he is allowed to use the honorary title Lord Acworth of Woolwich.
I vote to impeach acworth. Exhibit 1: please log in to view this image Tina's ectoplasm stained blue dress.
Our Chief Political Corrspondent has just wired in this report from Woolwich. The chanting went on long into the night as they celebrated the election of Lord Acworth of Woolwich.Supporters beneath the balcony of the presidential palace at Heinrich Himmler House chanted "**** off Acworth you addick ****" and "Millwall for the cup" as the warm night air hung heavy with the frragrant aromas of stale piss and greasy kebabs mingling with the spilt Special Brew. The declaration was delayed after Monacoger demanded several recounts,arguing that three of Acworth's four votes were ineligible due to the mental frailties of the voters.But eventually Acworth was declared president.A vindication of the stand he took resisting demands of the Woolwich Taliban that he accept their demands that all women be locked into coalsheds from dawn to dusk so as to cool the ardour of their menfolk who engage in frantic bouts of pole stroking under their nighties whenever they peer into the slit of a dusky eyed maiden. Acworth's election was greeted with delight from all quarters.Nigel Farage was especially effusive saying "I am sure he will be a shining light in the anti-EU firmament.I have his personal assurance that Charlton will boycott the Champions League..." Chief Political Correspondent Phillip O'Fish....da-da de-da-da I'm loving it!
