Was once accused of screaming sbuse at msnsgers in a building, through a letter box while we were on strike picketing outside. The police, union and council officials were all informed of my outrageous behaviour...an apology was demanded and sn injunction was threatened until it was shown that the door had no ****ing letter box Their next complaint that I was involved in continuously playing a Billy Bragg song called There Is Power In A Union down the phone, stopping them from making or receiving calls was not investigated cos of their previous lies I'm sure there is s moral in there somewhere.
Yep, and i;m not bothering with the union, i;m taking in their traning bloke, the most senior trainer in the place, the one who trains everyone and signs them of in every job, from lowlife pickers, to all MHE . He's even told them already that it can't be me, as that truck never once went into shock mode But hey ho, **** em. Maybe a good thing, spur (no pun) me on.
Yeah their quest to find someone to take the wrap rather than the actual culprit. In my case it was a scrawny little **** behind the till trying to get brownie points. I really wanted to smash the ****er but we just left. My mate who is nice lad (still one of my best mates) kept quiet the whole way through!
Never been arrested in England, but timeshare touting was always illegal, so you had to make a quick exit whenever you saw the cops. If you got grabbed they'd usually just takeyou up to the station and waste your day. If they were pissed off you'd probably get a few slaps, had 14 pissed off coppers on me and my mate once trying to give us a slap after they'd thrown us in the meat wagon, trying to hurt us with their batons, but they were all in such haste to give us a slap that they got in each others way. School the other hand, I was the teachers scapegoat, if they couldn't find the real culprit, they'd just blame me and give me the punishment. I was guilty of the 'crime' they permanently excluded me for though, not that making a whole class laugh at the teacher is worthy of permanent exclusion.
Got investigated by some ****e house kangaroo process working for the NHS a couple of times. Once because some mental bint who had it in for me accused me of stealing money from an account I used to manage. I didn’t of course, but the NHS are so **** scared of their service users making complaints that they have to ‘be seen’ to be doing the right thing. Proper vexed me that being accused of being a tea leaf. The other time I got investigated by another ****e house HR prick because another mental bint accused me of bullying and shouting at her. This was because she’d picked a fight with another service user back when I worked in mental health. She punched her and then tried to put a lit *** in her eye. So I intervened and read her the riot act. Bitch then took out a complaint against me and the NHS dragged me through a 2 month disciplinary to find that I was in the right all along. The pricks. Also got arrested at Stonehenge once back when I was a proper space cadet. Riot police were trying to keep us hippies from getting to the stones. I was out of my little tree on acid and ecstasy, so I thought it would be a good idea to try and get the riot police on side by offering them some pills. I was proper convinced that peace and love was gonna save the day until they hurled me into the back of a meat wagon.
I was accused of robbing a pine furniture shop ( yes I kid you not), when I was on the way home from the boozer many years ago. Spent the night in the slammer until they cleared my story with the pub landlord.
