Off Topic Accolades for Posters

[Deletion Requested1]

I appreciate you could count the number of votes I get on one hand, but 5 must be better than nothing.

****er

 

[Makemstine Roger]

I appreciate you could count the number of votes I get on one hand, but 5 must be better than nothing.

your fingers spend most of their time wrapped around your bell end though Jimsy

 

[Makemstine Roger]

****er

that's a blunter way of putting it GOOD but blunt

 

[Makemstine Roger]

So who are you awarding the Mag (or sounding a miserable mag) Trolling our board award to?

princess Jimsey of the stained top,having white sauce at the front, and brown at the back,and willing to suck chucky for a greggs.

 

[Bank of England 2]

Personally I find that hard to swallow!

I had to look twice to see who you were replying to mate.

Unlucky Alf claimed the award for the biggest Todger, then you put "Personally I find that hard to swallow". I'm pleased you were talking about the Steak and Methven pie

 

[Makemstine Roger]

I had to look twice to see who you were replying to mate.

Unlucky Alf claimed the award for the biggest Todger, then you put "Personally I find that hard to swallow". I'm pleased you were talking about the Steak and Methven pie

are you sure could be a double reply.....

 

[jimileysbaldhead]

your fingers spend most of their time wrapped around your bell end though Jimsy

If I was a Sunderland supporter Rog I'd probably have enough to fit all the way round ( both hands of course ).

 

[Makemstine Roger]

If I was a Sunderland supporter Rog I'd probably have enough to fit all the way round ( both hands of course ).

bet your mum had a great time when you were young, having field trials of how many fingers fit around your neck when you were being a wrong un

 

[John Wick]

This years in the know poster of the year must be Prehab, closely followed by Magnus.

This

 

[Deletion Requested1]

Is that Newcastle code for who has got the crack or whos mum/sister/brother is up for it?

I'm assuming you can't spell and that means winner, why thank you. I'm both grateful and humbled by such an honour.

Hold on I will turn over and ask your missus

 

[Nig]

If I was a Sunderland supporter Rog I'd probably have enough to fit all the way round ( both hands of course ).

Evening fart sniffer.
Yer mates gone to bed now the meds kicked in ?
Did you hide yours behind your tounges ?

 

[Sunderpitt]

We haven't awarded the obsequious lickspittle award yet....

 

[SnakeEyes]

As we have almost come to the end of the season (apart from some edge of the seat nail biting play-off)

I thought it timely to reflect on the season for the regular posters on here...

RTB best poster, great match threads, nowt like it anywhere else cheers mate.

SMUG, most impassioned, argumentative but heart in the right place... board not the same without him.

SUNDERPITT, sarcastic plonker award.

Any other suggestions

What happened to smug? I've not be on in a while.

 

[spirit of 73]

What happened to smug? I've not be on in a while.

He's being smuggled out of France by the Allo Allo team so he may be a while.

 

[rooch 3]

He's being smuggled out of France by the Allo Allo team so he may be a while.

I think he’s having the bend over routine at this very minute at the port in Calais

 

[Gordon Armstrong]

He's not leaving the frogs until next week . . . . as 'spirit' said above, it's all in the hands of the Allo Allo team

 

[Teessidemackem]

Smugs house is getting used for the new all male Love island series, so he's busy helping all the lads feel at home.

 

[Blond Bombshell]

Smugs house is getting used for the new all male Love island series, so he's busy helping all the lads feel at home.

I see you're biting at the bit for his return

 

[Teessidemackem]

I see you're biting at the bit for his return

Ill see him next week. Im on my way over there to help him .

 

[Sunderpitt]

He's being smuggled out of France by the Allo Allo team so he may be a while.

I heard he was digging his own tunnel under the channel to get back in blighty, pausing in Jersey to help the Fishermen there.