We got there are about 8pm without any prior warning so we ended up going all over the place because the diversion signs weren't in place. I was not amused, this was serious vodka and orange time at the caravan and I got delayed.
McLaren when asked by a geordie what went wrong, he said " dint blame wor like, wor lass givin me hell was bad anough like, I divvint knaw wat them players were deern like, up the toon thaw"
I'll take on the role of some ****, I can't promise to translate perfectly but I'll have a go: - First bit's fairly straight forward, Steve McClaren has changed his name to Steve McLaren, and been asked by a geordie what went wrong during his managerial stint at Newcastle United. - now we all know Steve McClaren likes to do funny voices, as shown but his stupid attempt at a Dutch accent, this time McClaren decides to be a dribbling spastic. - It appears he doesn't blame the war the for his failure at Newcastle, that's a relief as the war did end 70 years before he started being Newcastle manager, and that wouldn't be a legitimate reason for getting us relegated. - A lass giving him hell appears to have interfered with his ability to manager us. - He apparently didn't realise the players were deer - I disgree, Sissoko was an ox.....Saylor was a bit like Bambi though, so maybe he has a point. - He then goes on to look at meteorological conditions in Newcastle, and comments that after some severe cold weather that we are now experiencing a thaw. Nice to know.
