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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Agree.
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Careful with those missing fullstops mate
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    So you're raping her and laughing about it?

    Not sure what's worse, this, or the revelation you are a Man U fan
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Sep 29, 2017
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    Emphasis on the we - I think in legal terms if she laughs about it as well it cant be classed as rape.
     
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  5. G4rdToonArmy

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    Scandinavian (heritage) and Hispanic (fantasy) get me excited.

    Had a Chinese missus for 3.5 years, loved it when she started talking in her native tongue in the sack as I can imagine her saying whatever I liked... "me love you long time 5 dorrar"!
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>
     
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    I'm an old gadgie and if anyone asked me to roll my " r's " I would have chinned them.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Sep 29, 2017
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    The best accent on a lass by far
     
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    Ya joking, me Nan's the only one with a Geordie accent left and she says "eeeee son" bout everything, does my nut in. Every time I make an error in life now I get that voice in my head.
    Don't mind scouse, to be fair I'm in Yorkshire, so all accents are better than ours.
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Which part of the shire mate?
     
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  12. RobEllious

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    West mate, by Leeds and Bradford, but also close to Manchester.
    Our accent ended up as a mix of the two areas, it sounds ****ing terrible. At least Barnsley's a bit more comical
     
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  13. Mick O'Toon

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    Soft Dublin accent so you ****s in all of England could understand me!
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Sep 29, 2017
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    BTW Looking at the golf today and racing the night,match on Sunday so only imagine Toon jammed for the weekend!
     
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    Doesn't matter what the accent is if you talk ****e <laugh>
     
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    Georgian - think peaches not putin.
     
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    So, you haven't seen Geordie Shore then.<whistle>
     
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    This. I got rerouted on Friday night at the Raul Most roundabout in newcastle due to massive roadworks ffs.
     
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    That's only overnight works on that roundabout as far as I know.
     
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