His mate Abu Hamza was a scream too. Everyone thinks he lost his eye and hands when he was making a bomb that went wrong. They were bombs alright, Jagerbombs!! The nutter got so sh1t faced down the local Whetherspoons that he fell face first into their open fire and was too pissed to get himself up. Burnt his hands off and when he went to scratch his eye the forgetful sod poked it out with a hook. He loves prison in the USA, more drugs and blowjobs than he's ever had. He sent me a text from his cell phone (see what I did there) saying you can forget everything in the Koran, Heaven is a cosy bunk with a sissy, creamed corn for dinner and as much skunk as you can toke.
No, looked like he had two hands to me. He does have a "courting attachment" as he calls it. It's basically a sort of Inspector Gadget penis extension. Uses it for aw the "wee white slut cumbins" apparently He's a scream. Folk should give the mad poker a break.
This guy should be fooked off back to whatever hole he crawled out from, still don't understand have Cameron says he fed up yet does nothing about it, shocking state of affairs
