Abigail's Party

I'm sure some on here would slip her a length, not me personally...

Alison Steadman yes, especially a soapy tit ****

 

Most of this lot would, probably!

But yeah Steadmanwank, you betcha

 

I can't - it's probably genetic.

 

Yes and she was Victor meldrew's neighbour. She's been in several Mike Leigh films as have Steadman, Spall, Blethyn, Broadbent. I'm a bit of a fan of his work and recommend that you all seek out the following:

Nuts In May - A really oddball couple befriend a bored Welshman at a crap campsite.
Life Is Sweet - Two friends both set up doomed catering businesses, you get to see Jane Horrocks having chocolate licked of her tits
Secrets And Lies - Black young woman contacts white mother who gave her up for adoption

 

Watch Nuts In May, instead! A true masterpiece.

Keith, Candice-Marie, Ray, Finger and Honky. All beautifully observed characters.

 

You don't actually get to see chocolate being licked off Jane Horrock's tits because she hasn't got any, flat as Norflok so she is.

 

Norfolk isn't actually flat - FACT. North Cambs and East Lincs are the flat bit.

Clair Skinner's in it too, lovely looking bird.

 

[video=youtube;_-hXUehyRlE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-hXUehyRlE[/video]

I've never seen it... and to be honest, judging by that scene, it looks about as funny as cancer.

Might I suggest that "Abigail's Party" is for ****s and *****s?

 

Same tired unfunny ****, you pitiful excuse for life

 

I admire your cander.

Try not to stay awake too long tonight, with your impotent rage boiling away!



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'cander'?

Wow.

Don't use words if you can't spell them you thick, dogshagging waste of life.

I wish cancer on you and all your family.

 

A keyboard warrior indeed!

Marvel at the courage shown from behind his computer!

 

I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone. Well, maybe Cherie Blair. No, not even her.