Aber's Music Thread x3
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Loves me a bit of Zappa aber. Had a good Xmas, mate. Looks like Stumpy's gone overseas for Xmas.
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Dudes, hows ya doin, happy new year to you.
Christmas in the fatrterland and new year with family and friends and I survived them both
Christmas was so funny. Wifes family, a sit-com in waiting. Wifes mum has 8 children, three oldest fathered by king Twat Ernest. She left him and had my Wife, her twin Brother and younger sister. Their Father passed when they were kids. She then had another two boys, both insane, again with that Twat Ernest, so you can imagine there's a drama to be written, every fekkin time they all get together.
All Brothers and siters were there and the family was bloated further by 9 horrible brats and 2 lovely grand kids, five housebound cats, three fat dogs, 2 black pigs, load of ducks and loud chickens, you get the picture? BEDLAM!!!!!!
So funny though, cousins bitched, brothers bitched, sisters bitched, aunts bitched, uncles bitches and Ernie was a 10 day drunk. My Wife, her twin, 2 half brothers, two grand kids, my boys and me never laughed so much in our entire lives. We watched everything implode got stoned on the sly and drunk on the porch together all holiday. Most of the time I was in side splitting agony, praying for the laughing to stop as the bitch fights in front of me were translated into germenglish, so I could understand the bitching. I think I went mad, twice, through spasms of hysteria, literally rolling on the floor.
Germans don't kick off like we do when we have a row, especially with family who they bare a forced reasonableness with. The women are the absolute worst. They strutt about all chicken chested, red faced and anal then shoot barbs at each other before they all storm off in a flailing fluff huff only to be talked around by their respective hen pecked husbands, only to kick off again an hour later. I had a great time, when I wasn't in pain through laughter, I was asleep in a rocking chair, when I wasn't stoned I was drunk in a rocking chair, it was perfect.
Didn't realise this but some German gals have **** nuggets (that's what they call sheep ****) for nipples while others are so cold their nipples are made from iced ****. Freckles aren't freckles, they're **** splatter. They can make you '**** back-wards' with just one glare and some German gals are so big they have a pig and a goat living up their arsehole. Also some are so fat they'd couldn't give birth to babies so they **** out a kilo of butter instead.....it went on and on and on, it was fantastic. Just by looking you'd swear butter wouldn't melt, give them some schnapps and get out the fekkin way.
Got home sane, only just, in time spend New year with my family. By comparison they are so boring, but so lovely too. I spent new years eve with all the people in my life I love and care about the most, My wonderful boys, drop dead gorgeous wife (especially when I'm pissed), my Mum, Brothers, their Wives, nieces and nephews, as well as a few amazing friends who came from all over specially to spend new years with me, they were the bastards that got to me the most and I cried 2017 into existence, ****, I could have lost it all.
So much happened last year that I need to go on holiday for the whole of 2017 just to get my bearings on life back. 2016 was the ****tiest, most stressful, most frightening year of my entire life, nothing good happened other than I made it through alive, only just. Its actually made me more UN-Religious than ever so **** you very much to the **** wizard in the sky and thank you for ****-all.
Live fearless and hold on tight my brothers coz some times the rides a real bitch and it only takes a heart beat to fall off.
Christmas in the fatrterland and new year with family and friends and I survived them both
Christmas was so funny. Wifes family, a sit-com in waiting. Wifes mum has 8 children, three oldest fathered by king Twat Ernest. She left him and had my Wife, her twin Brother and younger sister. Their Father passed when they were kids. She then had another two boys, both insane, again with that Twat Ernest, so you can imagine there's a drama to be written, every fekkin time they all get together.
All Brothers and siters were there and the family was bloated further by 9 horrible brats and 2 lovely grand kids, five housebound cats, three fat dogs, 2 black pigs, load of ducks and loud chickens, you get the picture? BEDLAM!!!!!!
So funny though, cousins bitched, brothers bitched, sisters bitched, aunts bitched, uncles bitches and Ernie was a 10 day drunk. My Wife, her twin, 2 half brothers, two grand kids, my boys and me never laughed so much in our entire lives. We watched everything implode got stoned on the sly and drunk on the porch together all holiday. Most of the time I was in side splitting agony, praying for the laughing to stop as the bitch fights in front of me were translated into germenglish, so I could understand the bitching. I think I went mad, twice, through spasms of hysteria, literally rolling on the floor.
Germans don't kick off like we do when we have a row, especially with family who they bare a forced reasonableness with. The women are the absolute worst. They strutt about all chicken chested, red faced and anal then shoot barbs at each other before they all storm off in a flailing fluff huff only to be talked around by their respective hen pecked husbands, only to kick off again an hour later. I had a great time, when I wasn't in pain through laughter, I was asleep in a rocking chair, when I wasn't stoned I was drunk in a rocking chair, it was perfect.
Didn't realise this but some German gals have **** nuggets (that's what they call sheep ****) for nipples while others are so cold their nipples are made from iced ****. Freckles aren't freckles, they're **** splatter. They can make you '**** back-wards' with just one glare and some German gals are so big they have a pig and a goat living up their arsehole. Also some are so fat they'd couldn't give birth to babies so they **** out a kilo of butter instead.....it went on and on and on, it was fantastic. Just by looking you'd swear butter wouldn't melt, give them some schnapps and get out the fekkin way.
Got home sane, only just, in time spend New year with my family. By comparison they are so boring, but so lovely too. I spent new years eve with all the people in my life I love and care about the most, My wonderful boys, drop dead gorgeous wife (especially when I'm pissed), my Mum, Brothers, their Wives, nieces and nephews, as well as a few amazing friends who came from all over specially to spend new years with me, they were the bastards that got to me the most and I cried 2017 into existence, ****, I could have lost it all.
So much happened last year that I need to go on holiday for the whole of 2017 just to get my bearings on life back. 2016 was the ****tiest, most stressful, most frightening year of my entire life, nothing good happened other than I made it through alive, only just. Its actually made me more UN-Religious than ever so **** you very much to the **** wizard in the sky and thank you for ****-all.
Live fearless and hold on tight my brothers coz some times the rides a real bitch and it only takes a heart beat to fall off.
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seems like you had one hell of a time of it dude, good on ya.......we haven't gone into much of what happened 2 you in full last year and I have no want 2 pry......all I can say is live every day like its the last and you would have had a good innings however old you peg it...........stumpy ta for the brill story of your holidays period dude, you have a mad half of the family but once again its the welsh who behave the best 
here`s hoping you have a full and healthy new year in front of you, im sure without work and having your real life back that you will surely make a full recovery both mentally and physically from the stresses of all the sh.it that happens.
tunes right up my street stumpy
brill film that introduced me 2 ry cooder and Cajun...........I bought a cheap mix of swamp classics from woolworths for 1.99 bargain basket and it remains today one of my all time favourites of all I own.
here`s hoping you have a full and healthy new year in front of you, im sure without work and having your real life back that you will surely make a full recovery both mentally and physically from the stresses of all the sh.it that happens.
tunes right up my street stumpy
brill film that introduced me 2 ry cooder and Cajun...........I bought a cheap mix of swamp classics from woolworths for 1.99 bargain basket and it remains today one of my all time favourites of all I own.
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Cheers Abber
Just unloading a bit, amazing what a good bottle of wine can do.
Anyway 2017 dead ahead with the rest of life ahead of that. No turning back now, there she blows.
Just unloading a bit, amazing what a good bottle of wine can do.
Anyway 2017 dead ahead with the rest of life ahead of that. No turning back now, there she blows.
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JJCale, the definition of cool, luv him long time
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nice tunes stumpy>>>>I see vetch is giving out some abuse 2 you dude(nowt you cant handle by the look of things lol), but shame on him for being a hypocrite hey>>>>see the thread on here where some coc k end on here gives his fleeting remark against me, William or some fking thing his name is>>>>dished some abuse then dashed for his oxygen mask quick sharpish but vetch had is 2 pence worth................shame he doesn't remember what he says init....old age gets us all one day I suppose........
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being a valleys lad i fking luvs neil ......when I was a little snapping turtle raising my head out of the sewer system for the first time, it was neils voice I heard
......when I was a little snapping turtle raising my head out of the sewer system for the first time, it was neils voice I heard
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nice tunes stumpy>>>>I see vetch is giving out some abuse 2 you dude(nowt you cant handle by the look of things lol), but shame on him for being a hypocrite hey>>>>see the thread on here where some coc k end on here gives his fleeting remark against me, William or some fking thing his name is>>>>dished some abuse then dashed for his oxygen mask quick sharpish but vetch had is 2 pence worth................shame he doesn't remember what he says init....old age gets us all one day I suppose........
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Before you make judgemental statements, just make sure you are in possession of ALL THE FACTS.
Otherwise you may be seen in the same light as your lover boy.
I was going to post some videos, but I can see that the thread has become nothing more than a love in.
Stop taking my name in vain aber. If you have a problem with me, or something I allegedly posted some time in the dim past, spit it out to me and not some nonentity you are shacked up with.
Stop taking my name in vain aber. If you have a problem with me, or something I allegedly posted some time in the dim past, spit it out to me and not some nonentity you are shacked up with.
vetch don't get all defensive dude, everything between me and you has been said before so im not going over old ground tiz water under the bridge but your arguing with stumpy doesn't make you look great and that's why I commented(its my choice so get over it).......yes this may be because ive struck up a forum bond with someone who I don't know but thats how the net works.....me and stumpy seem 2 be on the same frequency so we get on....no big story really no love in just like minded people ........same with whiffle we like similar music end of
as for posting a vid, your ok ive seen your thread on the jacks site>>>>>>>>>>>main stream is not my thing sorry
........same with whiffle we like similar music end ofas for posting a vid, your ok ive seen your thread on the jacks site>>>>>>>>>>>main stream is not my thing sorry
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