Aberdeen v Inverness CT

Premier League, Pittodrie.

I really, really don’t like Inverness Caledonian Thistle, they offend me with their very existence - but oh Jesus, the mere thought of this game bores me so much it’s painful. Thank God I’m no longer in Scotland or I’d maybe feel obliged to go to it. Craig Brown was on the news last night (as well as his Inverness counterpart) saying that this game was still important and that everything was to play for. So how come it doesn't feel like it?

Teams: blah
Weather: blah
Pointlessness Factor: extremely high

Prediction: the end of the game feels too exhaustingly far away for me to take a stab at guessing the outcome. I just don't believe we'll ever get there.

Roll on the Semi-Final......

 

Prediction: 4-4

Game of the season

 

Shut it, you.

However.....seeing as you have been bold and good enough to offer a (thoroughly warped) prediction, I'll mystically Meg my way towards 3-1 Aberdeen.

(Are you Stereotypist in disguise, by the way? I think you may be, but I'm never entirely sure about these things - unless specifically told. Hello, either way.)

 

Long story short: StereoTypist got banned, then unbanned, then permanently banned (IP address), then I created new account (this one) and then Mick unbanned my old ST account. In summary, I now have two ST accounts.

 

Jesus. That sounds like something Craig Whyte might be involved in - subject to terms and conditions. The holder of these bonds (hereafter known as "not606 accounts") reserves the right to supplement, offload or trade for cash any or all or none of the aforementioned entities at the drop of an imaginary hat. No trainers allowed. Doorman reserves the right to refuse entry......

Or similar.

I'll take you as you arrive, ST, happy enough either way.

 

You missed Speed-gate didn't you?

The whole place went into meltdown. Ask Tina about it.

 

Aberdeen 0 - ICT 1

 

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Bloody hell. What is this ****?



ST - I saw a little bit of Speedgate, but not enough to build a complete picture of the chaos. If I ever see Tina again, I'll be sure to make her spill the beans. (I won't really, I'm scared of her.)

 

You're barred. Beat it.

(I'm watching the game unfold through the medium of BBC text updates. I'm roughly five minutes behind life in general.)

 

Hopefully Psycho"s prediction of 3 - 1 comes good,with Shinnie & Esson [ inverness ] being mates of mine i may have to do a Medro & go into hideing

 

Why are you called "Johnny Rep", Rep?

Are you an Englisher come to mock Scotland's exit from the 1978 World Cup? It seems like the only plausible explanation.


Edit: And "hello", obviously.

 

No, Rep is my maiden name, so i just came up with the name--Johnny rep, to be honest Holland are not the only club to knock us out the world cup,i shall say no more about my name because people on here have a reputation for looking you up.

 

How come you support a team like Aberdeen, when you come from Ireland.

 

I'm already looking you up as we type inconsequential pleasantries, Rep. I'm not convinced anyone has the surname "Rep", to be fair - not even Johnny - but I'll see what I can dig up. If everything goes to plan, I should be knocking on your window roundabout full-time, okay?

"Holland are not the only [team] to knock us out the world cup...."

"Us"? No way are you Scottish with a surname like that. I'm calling immigration.

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That was never a foul.

 

I come from Scotland, actually, but moved here at the end of 2004 - and am now a freshly minted Irish citizen, to boot. Where are you? And why?

 

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Oh, thank God. Only 45 more minutes to go.

 

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He was left with little choice, to be fair. It's in the rules.

 

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Good call.

 

Internet safety is of primary importance, Rep. Well done.

(You won't even tell me which country you're in? I'm hurt.)



Edit: And nothing on your profile page, either. Raging here.