Aber! Naughty boy?

[FrankfurterBlue]

I noted something in the news recently that a 53 year old man has been banned from the centre of Aberdare, for drunken and bad behaviour. This brings to mind a number of things:
1. Would a badly-behaved, drunken man stand out in Aberdare?
2. Is said naughty boy our very own Aber?
3. Why isn't Doris doing something about this?
I think we should be told, as Private Eye would say.

 

[aberdude]

I can clear this up ffb .........im not anywhere near the 53 mark.......im never badly behaved unless I get a justified reason............im never drunk because I never drink alcohol.......and banned from Aberdare town centre?...is that a punishment these days

anyways doris wouldn't say anything>>>>>a sober well behaved man under 53 from the south wales valleys is something 2 hold onto >>>>meaning she gotta use two hands of course

doris calls me lex the impaler.......but don't tell masky will ew, it would ruin his confidence

 

[aberdude]

I just noticed who the story is about dude, he`s from the estate I grew up on, we call him scotty......tbh years back he was a tidy guy, drink was his downfall which is part of the reason I don't drink because there`s thousands of drunken fools doing nothing bar exist in this area.......men in theyre 50`s are dying like flies up here because of it.

lucky for me I made my decision and chose cannabis over the legal crap on offer, meaning im much more civilised than the drunken stupids I tell thee.

 

[Masky]

Doris is aware of these sordid comments......

 

[aberdude]

Doris is aware of these sordid comments......

oh no!!! I better double up on my Viagra

 

[BluefromBridgend]

Daily Mail article last week said cannabis users have 20% more sex than non-users - and not just with themselves.

Is that right Aber?

 

[aberdude]

Daily Mail article last week said cannabis users have 20% more sex than non-users - and not just with themselves.

Is that right Aber?

well I have told you all what a fking super fantastic plant it is many a time in the past, but I wont beat around the BUSH yes sex is great with or without someone else being there .......so put that in you pipe and smoke it brewers droopers bed wet poopers

its also great for many other more serious medical requirements............but hey ho its still illegal according 2 the dusty law lords and child snatching community