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Aber! Naughty boy?

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  1. FrankfurterBlue

    FrankfurterBlue Well-Known Member

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    I noted something in the news recently that a 53 year old man has been banned from the centre of Aberdare, for drunken and bad behaviour. This brings to mind a number of things:
    1. Would a badly-behaved, drunken man stand out in Aberdare?
    2. Is said naughty boy our very own Aber?
    3. Why isn't Doris doing something about this?
    I think we should be told, as Private Eye would say.
     
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  2. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    I can clear this up ffb <laugh>.........im not anywhere near the 53 mark.......im never badly behaved unless I get a justified reason............im never drunk because I never drink alcohol.......and banned from Aberdare town centre?...is that a punishment these days <laugh>

    anyways doris wouldn't say anything>>>>>a sober well behaved man under 53 from the south wales valleys is something 2 hold onto >>>>meaning she gotta use two hands of course <laugh>

    doris calls me lex the impaler.......but don't tell masky will ew, it would ruin his confidence <laugh>
     
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    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    I just noticed who the story is about dude, he`s from the estate I grew up on, we call him scotty......tbh years back he was a tidy guy, drink was his downfall which is part of the reason I don't drink because there`s thousands of drunken fools doing nothing bar exist in this area.......men in theyre 50`s are dying like flies up here because of it.

    lucky for me I made my decision and chose cannabis over the legal crap on offer, meaning im much more civilised than the drunken stupids I tell thee.
     
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    Masky Well-Known Member

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    Doris is aware of these sordid comments......:emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    oh no!!! I better double up on my Viagra <laugh>
     
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    BluefromBridgend Well-Known Member

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    Daily Mail article last week said cannabis users have 20% more sex than non-users - and not just with themselves. <yikes>

    Is that right Aber? <whistle>
     
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  7. aberdude

    aberdude Well-Known Member

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    well I have told you all what a fking super fantastic plant it is many a time in the past, but I wont beat around the BUSH yes sex is great with or without someone else being there <laugh>.......so put that in you pipe and smoke it brewers droopers bed wet poopers

    its also great for many other more serious medical requirements............but hey ho its still illegal according 2 the dusty law lords and child snatching community
     
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