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We are all Rangers fans and most have given favorable assessments so Paolo needs to chill let's make this secretarian .
 
“real italian food...”

...can be bought by all Loyal Bears at Lona's Café on the Broomloan Road. That's right, I said LONA'S CAFE, where you can buy hearty breakfasts, freshly cooked lunches and REAL pizza, and home baked fancy pieces, so get your selves down to LONA'S CAFE and have a grand time. GIRFUY, Paolo.

2 of 5 stars Pending review
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Ian B &#8220;Disappointed&#8221;
Pending review
Having read some of the glittering reviews for this establishment by respected culinary experts such as Tam Cowan, I decided I simply must give it a go.

I noticed that the bald, ex-army type at the next table was tucking into a spicy sausage pizza, and an English fellow and his partner at another table were also gobbling on one so that more or less made my mind up when deciding what to order. Now, I&#8217;ve been to Italy not once but TWICE so I know authentic Italian food when I taste it. This was not authentic, there is absolutely no doubt in my mind. From the sausage, to the cheese, to the base, this was poorly done. The sausage didn't taste like any of the sausages I had when I visited Italy and I had a fair few, you can be sure of that.

I pretended to Billy and Trevor (my friends who were treating me) that I loved it as I felt guilty. Even at 7am after a session of hardcore trance and rave I could feel the grease lying in my stomach.
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